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They've reached peak 50 Shades of Grey in Cork

‘Flirty Shades of Surf’.

NOTHING SAYS A bit of sensual horseplay like lobbing your white washing into the machine, hoping to frig you haven’t left a rogue red sock in there.

Now, Surf has ensured that you glean all the sexiness you can out of the experience, with this 50 Shades of Grey-inspired liquid detergent, spotted in a Centra in Carrigtwohill, Cork.

shades Source: Mary 'Mc' Kelly/@orielgirl1

Surf first announced its “naughtiest fragrance yet” late last year, asking customers to “spoil themselves before it’s too late”.

Nothing says spoiling yourself like a load of laundry. Sure your sheets would be filthy after this carry on:


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