THE WORLD OF adults toys is a diverse one, with something for everyone, no matter what your preferences.
As a result, there are lots and lots of products, some of which you might find it difficult to get your head around.
Here are nine adult products you won’t believe exist.
Passion Produce
It’s an ear of corn.
Amazon.com
Darth Invader
Self explanatory, really.
Having said that, we can’t help but thing it might be a little painful?
YouTube/Dave Logsdon
I Rub My Duckie
YouTube/BigTeazeToysVideos
For some reason, you can also get duckies with ‘furry hoodies’.
YouTube/BigTeazeToysVideos
Bad vibes Talking Vibrator
Our research tells us that this talking vibrator comes with a real man’s voice, which will be mean to you while you use it.
Of course.
Death By Orgasm 10 Speed Scorpion Bullet Vibrator
One website which sells this bad boy recommends that you ‘invite a creepy crawly between the sheets and let him pince, sting and tickle you in the most terrifyingly tantalising way.’
We’re alright for that for the moment to be honest.
The oh-oh-obama
Yep. That exists.
Via ffffound
I Rub My Wormie
Because sometimes what you need is a ‘wiggly, waterproof’ worm!
The Man Eater Male Vibrator
One for the boys, this ‘sexy new species of vibrator straight from outer space’ is ‘dying to munch your manhood’.
If you’re confuse on how this one works, YouTube has a few answers. Go carefully.
Hello Kitty Vibrator
Because you’ve got to keep it cute!
