IT’S THE THIRD week in June (yes, we know, already) and you know what that means – it’s holiday time!
Yes, over the next few weeks almost everyone* you know will be jetting off to sunnier climes to take photos*. Here are the top nine worst offenders.
(*At least that’s what it’ll feel like.)
1. The Passport Photo
Of course, this is NOT a picture of your actual passport photo. Just the passport book, with the plane ticket carefully sticking out of it, just enough to show the destination.
2. The “Hotdogs or Legs?”
A well-worn cliché by now, yet still vaguely infuriating.
3. The Weather Screenshot
Wonder is it warm where John from HR went on his hols…
Ah. Thanks for the confirmation, John.
4. The “Tough Day at the Office!”
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Don’t. Even. Start.
5. The Balcony View
Nice hotel, we guess.
6. The Pool Photo
Gazing off into the middle distance, one toe in the water. Completely natural and unposed.
“I’m not a model, the camera just went off. Swear.”
7. The “Cheat Meal”
*gazes sadly at beans on toast*
8. The “Working Out On Me Hols”
“What am I like?”
We have several words for what you’re like. We’re too polite to reveal them.
9. The Sunburn
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*smug face*
