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13 upsetting breakfasts for people with feelings about beans

Bean hell.

Come for our #Sunday best after #siclovia! Serving this delicious #fullirish for #breakfast from 3p-6p. #southtown #sanantonio #sundayfunday Source: francisbogside

FOR SOME, THE idea of beans in a full Irish is fine. Welcomed even.

For some, it’s an inconvenience or maybe bordering on an aberration, but nothing they can’t deal with.

And for some, it’s an abomination. Unacceptable. Upsetting.

This is their nightmare:

1.

#fullirishbreakfast Source: realvenusinfurs

Oh sure, place the mushrooms in a little dish and allow the beans to roam freely around the plate, terrorising the other items. Sure.

2.

No better way to wake you up and get you going on a sunday... Yum! #fullirish Source: craigersregan

So much bean residue. So much. And is that ketchup? What if the ketchup and beans mix?

3.

Now this is a proper fry. #fullirishbreakfast #koffeepot #manchester Source: autumnkym

Look at this horror. The beans placed on the plate and then other items placed on top of the beans.

Don’t even get us started on what that dubious item on the left is.

4.

Come for our #Sunday best after #siclovia! Serving this delicious #fullirish for #breakfast from 3p-6p. #southtown #sanantonio #sundayfunday Source: francisbogside

Look how close the beans are to the runny egg yolk. Our nerves!

5.

#irish #homemade #breakfast #fullirish #goodmorning #breakfastofchampions Source: javierrr8

Here, the beans have been placed atop what appears to be a piece of untoasted French stick. Imagine how soggy…

6.

#brunchtime #CafeRoute #dalston #veggiebreakfast #eggsbenedict #monmouthcoffee Source: char_cat

Not only are the beans touching practically everything on the plate, some lunatic has introduced asparagus to the equation. ASPARAGUS? AND BEANS?

7.

Sexual Source: pugmulls

Scrambled eggs and beans. So many liquids mixing together. No.

8.

Must be in Source: antonseim

Again with the egg yolks and the beans. Destroyed.

9.

Last day in #Ireland so filling up on the #nationaldish #fullirish #breakfast #clonakilty #allday Source: joeskillzz

ruined

Ruined.

10.

Desayuno de campeones #bcnmola #fantolrato #vacacionesdeveranoparami #noquierovolver #bcnfamily #gordimer #fullirish Source: miawalas

Oh God.

11.

Last breakfast. Rip fried pancakes. Source: gracie_bones

Why would you place the bread there? Is that a pancake? BEANS AND PANCAKE?

12.

4 syns for sausages and hexb toast. #slimmingworld #bestdietever #fullenglishbreakfast #fullirishbreakfast Source: laurie_sw_fan

Please contain your sick beans!

13.

#fullirish #irishsummer #lahinch #thecure @rachmccarthyx Source: beauspencerxx

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It’s just too much.

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Emer McLysaght

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