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'You dirty bitch!' - Belfast granny is not amused by talk of Fifty Shades of Grey

“I’m sure grandad did it back in the day to you”. “Bloody sure he didn’t!”

WE’RE PROBABLY HAPPIER in the knowledge that our grannies know absolutely nothing about Fifty Shades of Grey, but this Belfast nan has a lot to say about it.

PADDLES? What the hell’s a paddle for?

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