Saturday 31 July, 2021
‘It was a little bit bulletproof.’
Greatest storyteller of our age.
Including some lessons in food hygiene! (Extremely NSFW, in case you didn’t already know.)
“…just sexy enough to frighten a few frigid horses.”
WHO thought this would be a good idea?
What did you think we were going to say? Filthy minds.
Ireland is not ready for this, George.
“I seriously have to go take 2 aspirin right now.”
Christian Grey wants to put ginger WHERE?!
“Her nipples extend further.”
Police are investigating.
But we already know what it looks like.
The lines between the Real World and Father Ted World often blur spectacularly.
The author just signed a $7million deal.
His tastes are more… societal.
Be still our beating hearts.
“Plundered your woman’s drawers and all!”
Christian Grey. Gandalf the Grey. It’s all there.
Actress has issues with how the film deals with consent.
ALL you need to seriously injure yourselves.
Can’t take them anywhere.
It was inevitable. We all know it was.
The plots are kind of similar to be fair
“I’m sure grandad did it back in the day to you”. “Bloody sure he didn’t!”
It still has nothing on Harry and Hermione.
We seem to have the same unconventional desires as everyone else, as Fifty Shades records massive box office takings.
Whoever said romance is dead, was lying.
Is that a rosary in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
“Does Jamie Dornan ever blink?”
“There’ll be a lot of haemophilias out tonight”.
“He sticks two Stillorgans into my ring of Kerry”.
