Friday 24 September, 2021
What we’d have given to see this.
One order of celebrity dirt, coming up.
‘Wee’ as in ‘small’. Not as in ‘urine’.
It’s as glorious as you’d expect.
Here are all of this year’s Razzie nominations.
Including some lessons in food hygiene! (Extremely NSFW, in case you didn’t already know.)
Photos appeared over the weekend of displays which had the books side-by-side.
What did you think we were going to say? Filthy minds.
The author just signed a $7million deal.
His tastes are more… societal.
ALL you need to seriously injure yourselves.
It was inevitable. We all know it was.
“I’m sure grandad did it back in the day to you”. “Bloody sure he didn’t!”
Whoever said romance is dead, was lying.
Is that a rosary in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
He declared that they were “shite”.
“Does Jamie Dornan ever blink?”
It has finally happened :’)
“There’ll be a lot of haemophilias out tonight”.
“He sticks two Stillorgans into my ring of Kerry”.
Get those cable ties before it’s too late.
Look, it’s just a fact.
Because it’s SO DAMN AWKWARD.
What’s out, and what’s in. So to speak.
The Down man has revealed all.
