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"You Farted During Boyhood" is the best missed connection you'll read for some time

“I imagine the lone fartist sauntering off into the sunset.”

THIS IS TRULY the Holy Grail of missed connections.

Someone in Pasadena wrote this magnum opus, which doubles up as a review of Boyhood and a tribute to the person who farted twice during the film.

The descriptions of the farts are almost as lyrical and poetic as the film Boyhood itself. See:

It had the impact of a baseball bat hitting a leather couch, or George Foreman working the heavy bag. Whack. Loud, deep and masculine.

The author’s one wish? To thank the guilty party.

I imagine the lone fartist sauntering off into the sunset. His work here done. If only I could say thank you, kind sir. You are truly a master of your craft.

Read it in its entirety below.

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Just beautiful.

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