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10 items of Buckfast merchandise you never knew existed

Perfect for that special someone in your life.

FANS OF BUCKFAST know that it’s not just a drink; it’s a lifestyle. Just look at this sweet Buckfast merch and see.

Buckfast laptop bag

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*arrives into job interview*
Interviewer: “Son, is that a…Buckfast bag?”
You: “Yes indeed.”
Interviewer: “You’re hired.”

Buckfast headphones

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Beats by Dre? No thanks. We’ve got all we need right here.

Buckfast bag/rain poncho

REAL festival fashion.

Buckfast calendar, complete with recipes

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That guy with the moustache. He knows.

Buckfast clock

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The perfect addition to any kitchen.

Buckfast golf set

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Your golfing buddies will be ‘green’ with envy. Do you see what we did there?


Buckfast USB key

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Actually kind of adorable.

Smart Buckfast watch

Flash this at the other half’s parents next time you’re over for dinner and show them what you’re all about.

Buckfast Santa hat

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“Mummy, wh-what’s wrong with Santy?”
“Never mind loveen, he’s just had too much Santa Juice.”

And finally… the Buckfast calculator

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How mad are we that we didn’t whip this out during the Leaving Cert? How. Mad. Are. We.

You be wondering how to get a hold of these wonderful items. Simply follow Stewart Wilson, the man behind the Buckfast Twitter account, and keep an eye out for his regular competitions. May the odds be ever in your favour.

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