‘BIG DICK ENERGY’ is defined (by Urban Dictionary) as “confidence without cockiness. it is never misplaced and it cannot be simulated”.
It is the sexual equivalent of writing a check for $10k knowing you got it in the bank account.”
Rest assured, Céline Dion has it in spades – especially since her style evolution last year.
1. She loves a patterned suit, so she does.
2. … And a statement shoe.
3. Yellow is SO her colour.
That is a power stance if I ever saw one.
4. “Catch flights, not feelings.”
5. “Trust no one, not even yourself.”
6. A perspex heel is perfect for stomping on them haters.
7. The fact that she posed and made someone take this photo is the definition of BDE.
8. “I’m sorry, the old Celine can’t come to the phone right now …”
Again, can we talk about the shoes? We need to talk about the shoes.
9. I dare you to cross a woman that just “invents yoga poses” while wearing heels.
10. Wow, I can’t believe Celine Dion invented putting your hand on your hip as a paparazzi pose!
Impactful.
11. “What? This old thing?”
12. Can I propose a Sex And The City reboot where Carrie is recast and Celine Dion plays her?
12. There are no words.
