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A chicken fillet roll review page has been set up on Facebook and they're making some excellent memes

Contains a hybrid of Martin King and Jean Byrne that you never knew you needed to see.

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IN THE WAKE of the hype around new food trends in the last few years (spicebags, donuts and burritos to name but a few), the humble chicken fillet roll can often be overlooked.

However, one group of Facebook users are working hard to keep it lit when it comes to the appreciation of chicken fillet rolls. Through the medium of Photoshops and extensively detailed reviews, The Chicken Fillet Roll Review aim to provide the public with “the low down nitty gritty on the sickest chicky filly in Dublin city”.

A byproduct of this has been some hilariously dank chicken fillet roll memes:

(Side note: they have requested that every time we use the word meme in this article it should be accompanied by the word dank. Who am I to deny that request?)

1. Who could forget the classic 10 foot chicken fillet roll Homer got from the company picnic

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4. Steamed chicken fillet rolls

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5. They don’t only make dank Simpsons memes. Paddy Losty’s local was next door to a Spar

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This is rare footage of the CFR man eating five rolls in 28 minutes as a young man:

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6. This was the groups contribution towards International Women’s Day

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9. “How it feels walking around Spar still off your rocker from the night before”

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10. An interesting take on what would constitute as ‘peak performance’ in an Irish weather person

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“This is the perfect weather person. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. Martin King’s head on Jean Byrne’s body. The forecast is pretty sexy too.”

11. Maybe this would have worked better

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12. OK sorry, can’t help it. Here’s another Simpsons one

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13. And another

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14. A chicken fillet roll is your only man

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 15. Rum Roll, a delicacy created by Frank Reynolds

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18. Maslow’s hierarchy reimagined for 2017

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 19. It was all just to get McDonald’s szechuan sauce for his chicken fillet roll

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The group are hoping to celebrate National Chicken Fillet Roll Day on the 5th of June.

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