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Why does Chris Brown want this couch* for his Dublin gig?
Promoters are hinting that Rihanna might join Brown in Dublin in November, so he’s ordered a ‘love seat’.

PERHAPS TICKET SALES for Chris Brown’s forthcoming Dublin show aren’t going that well, because promoters are now hinting that Rihanna might be joining the singer at the O2 for the Irish leg of his tour.

Apparently Brown has requested all of Rihanna’s favourite grub on a “leaked rider” for the Dublin date, including “jerk sauce, Tobasco, spicy buffalo wings and fresh mango”.

This is reportedly a departure from Chris Brown’s “usually bland catering requests”.

Brown has also ordered a “love seat” for the dressing room at the O2. As far as we’re aware though, a love seat is just a fancy name for a small couch, so it doesn’t necessarily mean that Chris Brown is planning on doing any romancing.

*Maybe not this EXACT couch, but probably one fairly similar. Image: Shutterstock

So there now. If you buy a ticket for Chris Brown, you might get a bonus glimpse of Rihanna horsing into a chicken wing, sitting on a couch. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Controversy has surrounded what appears to be some kind of reunion between the pair. Brown was convicted of assaulting Rihanna in 2009, but it’s reported that they’ve been spending more and more time together lately and that their romance is back on.

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“Crape Diem”. Snigger.

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