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Chuck Norris has shaved off his beard... here's 6 things he's now afraid of

We’re not afraid of him anymore.

HARDEST MAN IN the world Chuck Norris has done the unthinkable, and shaved off his beard.

It’s proved one thing… this was never true:

TMZ reports that Norris has lost the only fight of his life… with a razor.


Here is a list of things that were afraid of Chuck Norris when he had a beard:

  • Cancer
  • Everything and everyone else

Here is a list of things Chuck Norris is now afraid of:

1. These panda cubs

AP Photo/Paul White

2. Michael D Higgins

Look at him. TERRIFYING. (Photocall Ireland)

3. This kitten

Flickr/Creative Commons/Supernova

4. Casper the Friendly Ghost

Wikimedia Commons

5. This toddler

“Come at me bro” (

6. Ross from Friends


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Emer McLysaght

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