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Can You Tell The Classic Simpsons Joke From Just One Scene?

Are you smrt?

The rules are simple: what Simpsons gag is happening at the exact moment the scene has been paused? You have 10 questions (and it’s seasons 3-10 only, obviously).

scorpio Source: Frinkiac

1.
Frinkiac
All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
Shut up, brain, or I’ll stab you with a Q-tip!

First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind.
2.
Frinkiac
You are Lisa Simpson
Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad. Our president has been overthrown... and replaced by the benevolent General Krull

I no longer fear hell, because I've been to Kamp Krusty.
3.
Frinkiac
Priceless like a mother's love, or the good kind of priceless?
Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try.
4.
You might remember me from such films as "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" and "Dial 'M' For Murderousness.
We now return to the 1971 film, "Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out", starring me, Troy McClure.

You might remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident Stupid.
5.
Frinkiac
Hand me my patching trowel, boy.
I'm a white male, age 18-49, everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers
6.
frinkiac
Don't call me "Mr. Scorpion." It's "Mr. Scorpio," but don't call me that, either. Call me Hank.
When you go home tonight, there's gonna be another storey on your house!

Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
7.
Frinkiac
I used to be with it, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I'm with isn't *it*, and what's *it* seems weird and scary to me
Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty".
8.
Frinkiac
I, for one, welcome our new ant overlords
Coming up, how do they get those dogs to talk on the beer commercials?

I've said it before and I'll say it again, democracy simply doesn't work
9.
Frinkiac
Hey Homie, I can see your doodle.
It's good for keepin' down the urges

Well, as the tree said to the lumberjack, "I'm stumped."
10.
Frinkiac
Let the bears pay the Bear Tax, I pay the Homer Tax
I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?

Never help anyone.
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