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#Jokes

From TheJournal.ie Researchers uncover 'dirty jokes' in Anne Frank's diary World War II

Researchers uncover 'dirty jokes' in Anne Frank's diary

Brown paper had been used to cover pages in her first diary.

16 of the greatest reactions to Beyoncé's pregnancy announcement

“beyonce gone have 3 kids….. destiny’s child.”

Every single person seemed to make the same joke about Celebrity Big Brother

“Seriously though, a celebrity version of celebrity BB would work well.”

From TheJournal.ie Google's April Fools' joke involving minions has seriously backfired Mic Drop

Google's April Fools' joke involving minions has seriously backfired

Replacing an important button with a Send + minion GIF. What could possibly go wrong?

13 completely inoffensive and hilarious jokes that you can tell down the pub tonight LOL
From TheJournal.ie Microsoft is teaching a robot to have a sense of humour Ladies And Germs

Microsoft is teaching a robot to have a sense of humour

It’s to help The New Yorker sift through entries for its caption competition, but there’s a bigger reason behind it.

From TheJournal.ie People are telling dad jokes on Twitter - and it's excellent Parrots Et Em All

People are telling dad jokes on Twitter - and it's excellent

What’s E.T. short for? Because he’s only got little legs.

10 people who spectacularly failed at getting the joke

A new blog, Yes That’s The Joke, chronicles people not getting it. And it’s excruciating.

18 jokes and references only Parks and Rec fans will get

You’re 5,000 Candles in the Wind.

13 wonderfully bizarre jokes written by children

Because you have to grow into your sense of humour.

This sheep has the absolute perfect comedic timing

And he’s not just going for sheep laughs.

13 pieces of definitive proof that sarcasm is the highest form of wit

No. Really. This is a grreeeeeeat article.

8 pieces of proof that Dad jokes are the absolute best

Ah, c’mere, go ‘way, wait til I tell you.

From TheJournal.ie PJ Gallagher: 'You live more in five minutes on a bike than most people do in a lifetime' Volunteering

PJ Gallagher: 'You live more in five minutes on a bike than most people do in a lifetime'

Telling jokes to buy bikes and riding bikes to save lives – Comedian PJ Gallagher on finding a passion for volunteering.

8 absolutely genius text-based pranks

Don’t be getting any ideas, now.

This hashtag will provide your daily dose of groan-worthy puns

Just let yourself go. Embrace the punnage.

From TheJournal.ie So a lot of tech companies had fun with April Fools Day today For The Day That's In It

So a lot of tech companies had fun with April Fools Day today

Especially Google, but that was already expected.

Irish girls play extremely elaborate April Fool's prank on roommate

Is she the worst roommate ever, or the BEST?

From The42 'This is not funny' - France prop Nicolas Mas walks out of press conference Not Happy

'This is not funny' - France prop Nicolas Mas walks out of press conference

The 33-year-old tighthead prop took exception to being quizzed about the problems of the French scrum.

Ice cream vendor serves up some tricks with his cones

Impressive, just don’t let it drip.

BBC are looking for Irish people to tell their favourite jokes on TV

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Stand-up destroys obnoxious heckler

Stand-up destroys obnoxious heckler

Who’s laughing now?

From The42 The 7 Alex Ferguson retirement jokes you'll be sick of by the end of today Fergie Time

The 7 Alex Ferguson retirement jokes you'll be sick of by the end of today

Why do people keep telling us the same unfunny jokes?

8 pranks your worst enemy would play on you Evil This post contains videos

8 pranks your worst enemy would play on you

The fupping backstards.

From TheJournal.ie Column: I have Asperger's and I like being "different" Read Me

Column: I have Asperger's and I like being "different"

Fionn Hamill is a young boy who has Asperger’s Syndrome. Here he explains why he loves the way he is and how he never wishes he was any different.

From TheJournal.ie US 2012: Obama and Romney trade jokes at dinner US 2012

US 2012: Obama and Romney trade jokes at dinner

The US presidential candidates scored big laughs at an annual fundraiser at New York’s Waldorf Astoria hotel last night.

From TheJournal.ie Column: Like Ireland’s football fans, we all want to belong Opinion

Column: Like Ireland’s football fans, we all want to belong

We define ourselves against others in order to join social groups, writes Professor Tom Inglis – but that can have sinister consequences.

The 25 best tweets about #Irishthings Irishthings This post contains images

The 25 best tweets about #Irishthings

Joe Duffy, flat 7UP and leaving the immersion on – here’s the pick of the best #irishthings which have been trending on Twitter today.

Who's fooling who? The PR rush on April 1

Never mind the media – companies and brands have been trying to pull the wool over for a bit of publicity today… so here it is.

TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR could face an ignominious premature exit from the UEFA Champions League after an embarrassing 3-2 defeat against BSC Young Boys of Bern in the first leg of their qualifier last night.

But the biggest talking point online last night wasn’t the football.

Instead, it was  the inevitable gags about the unusual name of Spurs’ opponents – as well as the fact that Young Boys play at the, ahem, Wankdorf stadium.

Here’s our (publishable) pick of how bad it got on Twitter:

On Boards.ie, meanwhile…

  • ntlbell: spurs could put these young boys to bed now
  • baldshin: Wonder if they’ll swap shirts after?
  • Mr.Nice Guy: If you allow Young Boys get on top of you you’re in trouble.
  • Raskolnikov: My favourite commentary moment from the first half from the Sky commentator: ”Can the Young Boys keep it up?”.
  • Nailz: Young Boys are toying with them
  • abouttobebanned: Has Harry Redknapp been watching any videos of young boys?

None of the jokes could come close, however, to Soccernet’s news piece about Young Boys’ new stadium being opened in 2005.

Spurs welcome Young Boys to White Hart Lane for the return leg in a week’s time.