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A Dad made a book out of all the ludicrous things he says to his toddlers

“He’s your brother, not a pull toy.”

DEALING WITH TODDLERS is going to produce moments of sublime comedy, given the situations they find themselves in daily.

So this Dad took that comedy and turned it into a book – and he’s had to say some hilarious things to his boys. Like:

fort Source: NathanRipperger/Facebook

His name is Nathan Ripperger and his illustrated book is called ‘Things I’ve said to my children’. As the book’s synopsis says:

As the father of five boys (all under age 10), graphic designer Nathan Ripperger has found himself saying some rather funny, absurd, and downright bizarre things to his children.

You can say that again.

Like this standard enough procedure here

lying1 Source: NathanRipperger/Facebook

Nathan went viral with some of his poster creations last year – which gave him the idea for the book which is released today.

And he doesn’t disappoint

penguin Source: NathanRipperger/Facebook

Being a parent to young kids can’t be easy, but it will provide moments of entertainment

lickmyarm Source: NathanRipperger/Facebook

Having five lads will do that

neewtoilet Source: NathanRipperger/Facebook

Truth, everywhere

brotherpulltoy Source: NathanRipperger/Today


hat-tip Buzzfeed

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