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12 disgusting things we all enjoy doing a bit too much

No need to pretend. We know you love it.

COME, RELAX. IT’S safe here. We’re all like you.

1. Cleaning your ears with a cotton bud

Oh, it’s bad for our ears, is it? But how can something that’s bad for us feel so good?

2. Then examining said cotton bud

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Have to make sure the job is done.

3. Peeling dead/sunburned skin

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“Leave it alone!” they say. But we have…to…peel!

4. Peering eagerly at a face mask for gunk

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SHOW ME MY DISGUSTING PORES.

5. Having a little pick at your scalp

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Scratch scratch scratch.

6. Finding ‘shower hair’

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Long-haired people (and people who live with long-haired people) know. Stray hair migrates to the worst possible places during a shower, but getting them out? Fantastic.

7. Watching those spot-popping videos

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Oh sure, popping your own spots is great. But watching a ten-year-old spotfinally meet its maker? *sighs contentedly*

8. Sitting on the toilet for some ‘quiet time’

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You should have gotten up ages ago! But here you are, reflecting on life, the universe, and everything from the comfort of the porcelain throne.

9. Getting out a particularly heinous wedgie

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Say you’ve been living with this wedgie for a good half a day. Say you finally get a chance to be alone with this wedgie, and really show it who’s boss… Sweet, sweet relief.

10. Picking a scab

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Look. It just feels right.

11. Spending too long making awful faces at yourself in the mirror

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When you retract your head that far into your neck, you have 13 chins. Who knew!? *Snapchats furiously*

12. Rotating your wrists/ankles until you hear a crack

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Oooh, baby do you know what that’s worth? Oooh, heaven is a place on earth.

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