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13 products for women that seriously need to cop on

Don’t ask me… I’m just a girrrl.

WE’VE PREVIOUSLY LOOKED at items for men that were taking the piss, now we switch our attention to women.

In fairness, they’re just looking out for us.

1. How would we be expected to use a filthy man pen?

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2. Or a nasty lighter that didn’t have a cute lipstick on it?


3. Imagine having a bottle of beer that men drink? In public? Lord rest us

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4. We sleep soundly knowing we are safe from male chocolate and how hard and crunchy they must be

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5. If a man uses this he explodes into a burst of flowers. And all he wanted to do was cover a copybook…

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6. A female hammer? Shouldn’t we just call a man?

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7. We can’t apply nailpolish with this?

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Oh my God what do you WANT from us?

8. Because your ears are too delicate for blue foam

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9. Not to mention manly laxatives. They go hard

300 Source: Drugstore.com

10. Someone tried to make a woman use a standard Duracell battery and she wouldn’t stop crying for days

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11. Pink hangers to hang up all those clothes you just won’t stop buying

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12. Imagine using ugly transparent glue. EWWWW

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13. Women are bad at Geography and knowledge in general, so this one is needed

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