WHAT IF THAT Channel 4 show The Secret Life of Dogs wasn’t cute? That’s what we have on our hands right here.
Teenager Jonny Calderon had a house party when his parents were out, which ended up getting “out of hand” – in response, Metro reports, they installed security cameras inside.
While watching back the videos one day, his mother came across some disturbing footage. But it wasn’t concerning Jonny – it was the dogs.
That’s it we’re getting the dogs neutered.
Ah. OK. So this is what they get up to when we’re not in the house.
Jonny thought the situation was hilarious and tweeted screencaps of the video, which have been retweeted hundreds of thousands of times.
He has his own theories about what they were at:
This just happens when the bulldog is menstruating. Chico just does her a favour of cleaning it since she’s too fat to reach it herself.
The majesty of the animal kingdom!
