TONIGHT SADLY BROUGHT us the final episode of the wonderful First Dates Ireland, and we said goodbye to Mateo and the crew for now.
While this episode suffered from an unusual lack of big personalities, we did get a saving grace in the final half hour: Doris.
Doris is a self-described ‘giddy goat’ from Cork, and she completely charmed her date Aidan – who knew her from her days working in a shop in Cork, and was already completely *heart eyes emoji* over her.
Soon enough everyone at home was too.
She did the crab upon her arrival, just because she could
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She can walk like that, she just didn’t do it cos it “looks like the Exorcist”. Right so.
And described her dating life as ‘shifting and drifting’
Girl, c’mere til we tell you.
She taught Ireland that ‘consent is key’
It’s simple as that really.
Then casually mentioned that she does pole dancing
Aidan’s FACE:
The woman has LAYERS.
And gave us this immortal line
*biggest Cork accent of all time* “You’re not going to stay on the pole in your JEANS!”
Basically, everyone wants to be Doris’ friend now
Take you out for a Woo Woo sometime, Doris? It’s on us. *wink*
