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This Doritos pizza crust is tragically not available in Ireland

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OVER THE WEEKEND JustEat.ie raised the hopes of a carb-loving nation, tweeting this:

Cheesy Doritos covered crust. What a time to be alive pic.twitter.com/GxlojCD8hK
— Just Eat Ireland (@JustEatIE) December 7, 2014

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What a disgusting, resplendent idea! A Doritos covered pizza crust.

WHEN CAN IT BE OURS?

we cried.

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But dear reader, it can’t be ours. This delicacy from Pizza Hut is only available in Australia for the foreseeable future.

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The internet has, understandably, lost its mind.

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PLS SOMONE FROM ASTRALIA SEND ME THE NEW PIZZA HUT DORITOS CRUST PIZZA I NEVER WANTED ANYTING MORE IN MY LIFE pic.twitter.com/IYSZPRODoj
— COREY SAWFAN666 (@SAWFAN666) December 5, 2014

COREY SAWFAN666 / Twitter

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Although there are a few voices of reason crying out in the darkness.

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That's it. Civilisation is dead. http://t.co/KtLma7G12R
— Eleanor Betts (@elliewebs) December 7, 2014

Eleanor Betts / Twitter

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Lad throws a pizza into the oven from all the way across the street

8 people who were utterly disturbed by THAT scene in tonight’s Love/Hate

This is the most specific pizza order you will ever see