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The Drunk Furniture Twitter account perfectly describes your Saturday night out

Who knew inanimate objects could say so much.

DO YOU REALISE how much furniture can be like people? No? Bear with us.

Dreamed up by writer/musician Rhodri Marsden and author Sarah Bee, the blog Drunk Furniture just…gets us. On a deep, spiritual level.

Just look.

1. When Dave wants to wee in the hedge

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2. When you don’t want to walk any more

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3. When you make a new friend, but your old friends won’t accept that

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4. When your high heels get the better of you

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5. When the person you’re shifting wants to snog in front of your friends

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6. When…yeah

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Check out more on the Drunk Furniture Twitter account, and its companion Tumblr of the same title. Sofa-king brilliant.

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