1. A family tub of communion wafers
2. A ferret racetrack
3. Five future butterflies
4. This beautiful mug, featuring Nigel Farageβs beautiful mug
5. The unexpected benefit of learning just how much of an Ashley Tisdale fan you really are
6. *DEAFENING, TUNELESS SCREECH*
7. This large, furry housemate
8. A handy spade
9. Dogceratops, straight outta Jurassic Bark
10. This badge
11. A life-size cardboard reminder of Chris Farley
12. Cavalry officer Major Bushy McNuts
13. ???
14. Two (2) industrial-scale rolls of bubble wrap
15. Rusty Kuntz
16. And a breathalyser.
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