1. The time you thought you deserved a little present

And the time you thought the dog deserved a little present

This was my best and last drunk Amazon purchase.

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The time you pre-dodged a mam bullet

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The time you pre-dodged a vodka bullet

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The time you treated yourself to this

And this

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The time you planned ahead for Halloween

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The time you planned ahead for lunch

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The time you bought an I Heart Nigel Farage mug

And the time you bought ALL the lipsticks

And not forgetting the time you wrote yourself a little note

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The 8 close-to-death stages of the Irish man flu

Here’s why there’s a new buzz around ‘blotting’ your pizza