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French man invents pill to make your farts smell of chocolate

Or roses, whichever you prefer.

CHRISTMAS IS A time of indulgence – which can often lead to overindulgence, which in turn can lead to upset tummies.

Luckily, a man has invented a special pill to make your farts smell absolutely glorious.

Frenchman Christian Poincheval (AKA Lutin Malin – which means ‘evil leprechaun’) says he came up with the idea for a ‘fart pill’ during a particularly flatulent dinner with friends.

According to Metro, Poincheval started selling all-natural pills smelling of roses and violets in 2006, and they have flown off the shelves ever since.

This year, he has made a special Father Christmas pill, which gives off the aroma of chocolate. As the website boasts: ”You can now fart through to the New Year in grand style.”

Poincheval says:

Some buy them because they have problems with flatulence and some buy them as a joke to send to their friends. Christmas always sees a surge in sales.

The chocolate pills are available from Poincheval’s website at the low low price of €9.99 for 60 pills. Not a bad deal, if you want to get rid of a certain someone’s Christmas farts.

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