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How far can you make it without getting completely creeped out?

You weren’t planning on sleeping anyway.

OH, YOU’RE GOING to bed early? How nice for you.

Get off your phone so.

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No? OK, here’s a challenge you certainly won’t regret taking. See how far you can get before chucking that phone across the room.

Lying comfortably? So are all the dust mites under you

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Bit itchy, aren’t you?

 

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There’s worse things to be worrying about though. It’s almost spider season

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Ah, you don’t really swallow that much, relax. They’re harmless little things, anyway

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Are they on us? We feel like they’re on us.

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Lets not forget that it’s almost bee season too. But sure you don’t have to start worrying about that yet

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That noise you just heard ? Oh, we’re sure it’s nothing, especially not a big snake opening your door

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There’s probably no one under your bed

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Maybe move your leg in there, just in case

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These two-sentence horror stories are good bed-time reading

A girl heard her mom yell her name from downstairs, so she got up and started to head down. As she got to the stairs, her mom pulled her into her room and said, “I heard that, too.” Drrd777
I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy, check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy, there’s somebody on my bed.” JustAnotherMuffledVo
I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I thought it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again. Therealhatman
The grinning face stared at me from the darkness beyond my bedroom window. I live on the 14th floor. bentreflection
I always thought my cat had a staring problem, she always seemed fixated on my face. Until one day, when I realized that she was always looking just behind me. hangukbrain
Day 312. Internet still not working. fluffyponyza

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We’re sorry, we’re done

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Just remember, you have company… Wait, WHAT?

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We’ll leave you with this Bono thrust

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Sleep well

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