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This is the single biggest peril when watching The Great British Bake Off

You might eat your telly.

IT’S WEEK THREE of this season of the Great British Bake Off. Bread week.

stare @BBCOne @BBCOne

Even though we warned you… WE WARNED YOU… people are still tuning in with empty stomachs and without the required nosh pile of cakes and biscuits at their disposal.


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Now, don’t say you weren’t warned for next week. We want to hear NO reports of people threatening to eat their fists.

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