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Groupon Ireland has some seriously questionable Valentine’s gifts on offer this month

“Here’s a mini golf set you can play on the jacks. Love you”

IT’S ONLY 11 DAYS until Valentine’s Day.

If you happen to be in a relationship and celebrate this particular holiday, now might be the time to start scouting out some presents.

Luckily Groupon Ireland have a special section dedicated to romantic gifts.

Like this anti-snore wristband in a section titled “Valentine Gift Items for Her”

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It’s a conversation starter!

“I love the way you look… here’s an instant facelift and eye tuck”

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These “snore straps” are perfect for Valentine’s night itself

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Over on the “Valentine’s Gift Items for Him” section, there are similarly romantic gems:

“I know you said not to go to the trouble, but I couldn’t resist. Here’s a mini golf set you can play on the jacks. Love you”

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“We’ve just had a romantic meal – and that was great – but your real present is in my bag. Here, a bundle of Duracell batteries”

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Use them on any electronic item you like! Go mad!

There is a generic Valentine’s section with some hot deals – like a few tins of Slim Fast Meal Replacement Powder

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“You’re looking well though, seriously! I just thought you’d like the taste.”

“A Set of Nine Royalty Knives in A Bag is true love to me – enjoy”

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We’re hoping these are a glitch in the matrix, as there are loads of other slightly more appropriate deals on there in the run up to Valentine’s Day.

Although the snore straps might be just what you need for the big night.

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