IT’S TUESDAY NIGHT.
You know what that means? That means it’s Wednesday, also known as Humpday, tomorrow. It’s the middle of the week. The bridge into the weekend, where everything suddenly juts downhill and you can freewheel with no hands into 5.30pm on Friday.
Once you’re over the Hump, you’re laughing.
Here’s why Humpday is secretly the best in the working week.
1. It’s rife for puns
Ahem. Humpday. You see? Tomorrow is the ideal day to amaze the entire office with your ability to spot the potential for rudeness in the whole concept of Humpday.
2. No honestly, it’s science
Well, science according to Jimmy Fallon. Tomorrow could be the day you’re lucky in love, my friends. Think about that as you drift off to sleep tonight.
3. It’s the ideal day to treat yourself
Think about this logically. You get to do lots of fun things on the weekends – but even if you have to work then, it’s still the time when you’re most likely to get a takeaway or meet friends.
What of the midweek treat? The midweek movie? The early bird dinners? The ability to get a seat in your local? Wednesday is the new Friday. Recognise.
4. Why not go out tomorrow night?
Speaking of Wednesday being Friday, it’s also the perfect day for a sneaky midweek pint. NO ONE WILL SUSPECT YOU OF BEING HUNGOVER ON A THURSDAY. This plan can’t fail. Thank us later.
5. And let’s face it, anything beats Monday
And don’t even get us started on Tuesday. We’re so glad it’s nearly over. Tuesday can be the WORST. Wednesday is great purely because it’s blessed relief after a bumpy start to the week.
6. And finally…
Because wombats love it. No further questions.
Now get some sleep so it’ll be Wednesday quicker, y’hear?
