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Dublin: 3 °C Thursday 28 March, 2024
what the f**k

This is the only newspaper headline you need to see today

Trust us.

IN CLACTON, ENGLAND, this just in.

Well, it was in last week’s paper but the urgency is only spreading to the wider world now.

Wow. Sounds like the culinary experience to beat all others.

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Spoiler: He’s talking about having a kid. Rest easy in the knowledge.

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