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Relationships

How Gross Is Your Relationship?

Do you have boundaries?

1. Would you fart in front of your partner?
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Yeah, we get a very good laugh out of each other farting.
Sometimes it's impossible not to. I'd apologise after I did it.

Never. I'd leave the room to do it or try and resist for as long as I could.
2. Would you let them squeeze your spots or blackheads?
Yeah, if it saves me doing it.
Only if they're in a spot I can't reach. I draw the line at my face.

Ew, what the hell?
3. If you didn't feel well, how explicit would you be about it?
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"I don't feel well" is enough.
"I can't stop going to the toilet" does the trick.

"Oh my God I am going to shit myself to death" is the minimum they can expect to hear from me.
4. Would you ever share a toothbrush with them?
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Yeah, if one of us was really stuck for one.
Never. That's a step too far.

Yeah, way too often really.
5. Would you go to the toilet in front of them?
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No.
Only to pee.

Yes.
6. Do you eat in bed?
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Yes
No

Only if there are no crumbs
7. If they got sick would you clean it up?
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Straight away.
Yeah, if they were unable to do it themselves.

No, it'd make me puke.
8. Would you be embarrassed if you vomited in front of them?
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Yeah, nobody should have to see me like that.
I'd be more worried about being sick.

No way, can't help it.
9. Would you get rid of an ingrown hair for them?
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If they couldn't reach it.
I turn into a surgeon at the sight of them. They have little say in it.

No way, they can sort those things out themselves.
10. They have a very noticeable snot in their nose. What do you do?
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Politely pretend it's not there.
Let them know and direct them to it.

Remove it for them.
11. Do you clean before they come over?
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Always. Would not let them see my room messy.
We live together and the place is usually a bit of a pigsty.

Usually, but if I'm not feeling up to it, I'll explain and apologise a lot.
They consistently see my room upside down.

We live together and the place is spotless.
12. Would you clean their ears for them?
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Probably.
Regularly.

Nope. They can do that themselves.
13. Do you think they've ever crossed the line of what you find acceptably gross?
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Yeah and I made it clear that they should never do it again.
No, they hold back as much as I do.

I don't think they could do anything that truly disgusts me.
Yeah, but we laugh about it now.
Answer all the questions to see your result!
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You scored out of !
Absolutely disgusting.
You have no shame and that's the way you like it. You treat your relationship like an episode of Embarrassing Bodies, but in real life. Sure what is there to be embarrassed of?
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You scored out of !
You're fairly comfortable.
You have limits, but there's still plenty of gross things to do if you want to be able to brag about being gross. You're right at the centre of being frighteningly disgusting and being a wimp.
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You scored out of !
You're a wimp.
You're not here for any disgusting carry-on in a relationship at all. You're probably in a new relationship, or not in a relationship. Everyone is destined to become a bit disgusting eventually, it's only natural. You'll have to give in eventually if you ever plan on living with another human being.
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