1. Pick a drink to have with your deli order.
Fanta
Lucozade
Bottled water
Coke
San Pellegrino
Club Lemon
2. Pick a supermarket chain.
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Spar
Centra
Costcutter
Mace
Londis
Gala
3. What's the worst thing that can happen to you at a deli?
When you can see flecks of other food in your chosen filling
The deli worker using the same knife for different condiments
When your sandwich is poorly cut in half
Seeing someone ahead of you order a horrible sambo
4. Choose a description for your hangover.
In bits
I feel like boiled shite
In a hoop
I've The Fear
Sick as a small hospital
I've some head on me
5. And finally, crisps or corn snacks?
Crisps
Corn snacks
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You're a sweet little hash brown!
Underrated but always enjoyable, with that pleasing triangular shape. Keep on doing you.
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You're a plain chicken fillet.
OK, you may be our second choice, and we may like your spicy cousin better but... you're still nice?
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You're mayonnaise contaminated with onions and bits of lettuce.
You look good on the outside, but on the inside... It's too horrific to think about.
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You're a freshly cooked spicy chicken fillet!
AKA always desired, with the ability to turn an average roll into a religious experience. <3 you.
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You're a lovely little jambon!
You brighten up so many lives. Shine on you crazy diamond.
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You're the manky eggs they put in breakfast rolls.
You've turned the stomach of many a hungover person in your time. Bleugh.
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You're the last of the wedges that have gotten a bit cold and hard.
You know the ones. Ignored after the lunch rush, destined to end their time in a bin somewhere. It's just so sad.
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You're the soggy slice of bread that soaks up the sausage grease.
It's just sad to look at you. You deserve more than being a vehicle for grease :(
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You're a delectable rotisserie chicken!
There's something so luxurious about buying a whole chicken, and that's exactly what you are. O p u l e n c e!
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You're a delish sausage roll!
The one everybody wants. A joy, a treat, and so beautiful, in its own special way.
