WE DO A lot of things differently in Ireland. Some good, some bad.
But food, don’t even TRY to tell us our food is inferior.
1. We do chocolate worlds above the rest
Irish Cadbury’s is just better, accept it.
2. Rashers > Bacon, let’s be real
BACON IS JUST LARD.
3. Chipper chips are an absolute world above ‘fries’
4. Bird’s Eye Potato waffles > Sweet American waffles
Give us beans and eggs instead of fried chicken and syrup, too.
5. You call them CRISPS?
Corn chips? Criminal.
6. Scones with butter and jam > Biscuits with gravy
7. The good old battered sausage is waaay above corn dogs
8. A 99 is a far superior ice cream to a sundae
9. Brown bread is worlds above the States’
10. Bisto gravy > whatever the hell this is
11. Garlic cheese chips are forever better than American cheesy fries
12. Chinese food is so much better here
Where are your 3in1s? Spicebags? Imagine what it’s like in China!
13. Salads are better in Ireland
All you need is a bit of ham, eggs, cheese and salad cream. What’s with all the States LEAVES?
