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"Tea? No thanks": Things Irish people don't say

“Wooden spoon? Doesn’t bother me”.

“WERE YOU OUT last night?”

“Yeah, but I wasn’t drinkin’, I had to get up for mass”.

We’re running out of things that Irish people are mad about saying, so how about some things they never say?

This video comes courtesy of Clisare, she of Shite Irish Girls Say fame:

Video: YouTube/Clisare

We’ve got a few to add:

Bertie Ahern’s a great man altogether.
I play the Glenroe theme tune on my iPod every Sunday evening. It prepares me for the week ahead.
Hersheys is WAY nicer than Cadburys.

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Emer McLysaght

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