TOMORROW, AMERICANS WILL choose their next President. If any voters are still in need of last minute guidance, here’s what Ireland has to say about one particular candidate…
1. The time a Dublin pub plastered him all over their urinals
Hats off to the Adelphi on Abbey Street.
2. And then doubled down with a truly terrifying Trumpy Halloween display
3. This frankly horrific cartoon in the window of a Mexican restaurant in Temple Bar
4. When his hands became the subject of tip jars
Ebb & Flow in Clontarf knows what’s up.
5. And his hair, too
6. When he was dragged on sandwich boards
7. And in the sandwiches themselves
Delicious!
8. When this Dublin mam had a short and sweet message for him…
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9. Dylan Moran casually eviscerated him on Conan…
[Trump's smile] is the exact smile somebody would have if they just told you they took a sh*t in the glovebox of your car.
10. …And a 13-year-old took umbrage with being compared to him
11. This Dublin writer’s excellent read
12. This simple but effective Father Ted joke
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13. And this one a little closer to his home
14. When the population of Foxford, Co Mayo showed its disapproval for a Trump sign that appeared in the village
The sign:
And the responses:
15. And this busker in Killarney destroyed him through song
Do you think Irish people like Trump at all? We can’t possibly tell…