Thursday 25 April, 2024

A complete collection of James Blunt's best comebacks on Twitter

Right up to the present day.

La Noche de Cadena 100 2017 in Madrid DPA / PA Images DPA / PA Images / PA Images

PRESENTED WITHOUT COMMENT (because James says it better than we ever could):

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Sex on your own is actually just called wanking. RT @bilge1979: I'd like you to know I'm going to be having sex to your new album later.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 24, 2017

James Blunt / Twitter

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And no mortgage. RT @hettjones: James Blunt just has an annoying face and a highly irritating voice
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 24, 2013

James Blunt / Twitter

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silentwith @JamesBlunt Twitter @JamesBlunt Twitter

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Then you need to see a doctor. @Lewisscoot: @JamesBlunt looks like my left testicle
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) April 30, 2014

James Blunt / Twitter

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Damn thing's always getting caught under my feet. RT @laurenlyall: Why does James Blunt sing like his willy is being stood on?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 16, 2013

James Blunt / Twitter

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NO NEED. I HAVE A NEW ALBUM COMING SOON. @katy_nicolson: Can we all take a moment and remember just how terrible James Blunt was
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) February 18, 2013

James Blunt / Twitter

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I swear on my life, I don't. RT @Espinalx3: No worries at least James Blunt thinks you are beautiful.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 11, 2013

James Blunt / Twitter

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James Blunt Taking absolutely no shite DPA / PA Images DPA / PA Images / PA Images

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comeback @JamesBlunt @JamesBlunt

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Then sit on something else. RT @PhoebeChristaki: James Blunt's face fully aggravates me
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 21, 2016

James Blunt / Twitter

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Depends where I put it. RT @paulinaboncan: Little bit of james blunt never hurt anybody
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 3, 2016

James Blunt / Twitter

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That generation tend not to use Twitter. RT @JonasKryptonite: @JamesBlunt why don't you tweet people that actually like you very very much?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) May 23, 2016

James Blunt / Twitter

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Even less than that! The song was only 3 minutes and 30 seconds long. RT @_dearjocelyn: James Blunt had his 15 min of fame and disappeared
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 15, 2013

James Blunt / Twitter

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Prince Harry. By text. BOOM! RT @dinolauz: Who the fuck invited James Blunt to the Invictus Games?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) May 10, 2016

James Blunt / Twitter

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Winter start in Ischgl with James Blunt A press conference on how to burn people on Twitter DPA / PA Images DPA / PA Images / PA Images

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Sorry, but my last name is not spelt 'mcfly' RT @jamesmcflyfan: James, I am your biggest fan. Please follow me. Please.it would make my day
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) August 13, 2013

James Blunt / Twitter

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I'm sorry, but you'll have to get to the back of the queue. RT @Alif_novaldi: Fuck you james blunt
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 8, 2013

James Blunt / Twitter

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My mum's in the audience. RT @AtaraMcBooth: Who the fuck is cheering for fucking James Blunt.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 11, 2013

James Blunt / Twitter

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Yes. He could start tweeting you. RT @MigsterMMA: Jesus christ, James Blunt's got a new album out. Is there anything else that can go wrong?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 20, 2013

James Blunt / Twitter

Winter start in Ischgl with James Blunt Shades required DPA / PA Images DPA / PA Images / PA Images

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Jesus only needed twelve. RT @garymoody65: @JamesBlunt why you only got 200k followers?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 29, 2013

James Blunt / Twitter

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Your god can't hear you. He's listening to track 3. RT @HollieShand: Oh god...who let James Blunt release another album?!
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 10, 2013

James Blunt / Twitter

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Only coz I turned her down. RT @anadinskywalker: my grandma just called james blunt a queer
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 15, 2013

James Blunt / Twitter

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RT @JordanSHill: What ever happened to James Blunt? pic.twitter.com/ahCI6N9ZRn
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 16, 2014

James Blunt / Twitter

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Easy spelling mistake as K and L are right beside each other. RT @lizziea1: I want to kick James Blunt... repeatedly... I dont know why
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 24, 2013

James Blunt / Twitter

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These kind of requests need to go through management, please. RT @edsheeran: @JamesBlunt marry me?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) February 7, 2014

James Blunt / Twitter

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It's only halfway in. RT @Thomasemaan: Just realized how short James Blunt is !!!
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 19, 2014

James Blunt / Twitter

28.

Yup, it's called "Greatest Hit". RT @Farrsigh: There's a "best of" James Blunt? Really?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 8, 2015

James Blunt / Twitter

29.

I'm guessing this is not good. RT @supermarton: James Blunt es lo peor que le ha pasado a la humanidad desde Hitler
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 23, 2015

James Blunt / Twitter

30.

Just that and a few super models. RT @_idkmatilda: has James blunt done anything other than that one song in his whole career
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 8, 2015

James Blunt / Twitter

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Yeah, I bought those 20 million albums myself. RT @TroyJosephDavis: no one really likes James Blunt right?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) April 17, 2015

James Blunt / Twitter

32.

Have a seat. I have that effect on people. RT @Tanya_McDaid: I cannot stand James blunt
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 15, 2016

James Blunt / Twitter

33.

You should be a journalist for the Daily Mail. RT @sweetfishtaco:@JamesBlunt gave me cancer with his shit music
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 21, 2016

James Blunt / Twitter

34.

U’re just a jealous runner-up in the Rudest Cunt Competition. RT @ooliviae:
James Blunt is the rudest cunt on this earth, I fucking hate him
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) September 17, 2015

James Blunt / Twitter

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Can’t stand your face but thanks for the compliment RT @BWillett87: @JamesBlunt can't stand your music but your comebacks are second to none
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) July 31, 2015

James Blunt / Twitter

Never change.

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