Dublin: 5 °C Saturday 28 May, 2022

Kim Kardashian spent €8,500 on artificial testicles for her dog so he wouldn't feel emasculated

Kim felt bad for her dog after he was neutered.

Louis Vuitton Front Row - Paris Fashion Week 2018 Source: Marechal Aurore/ABACA

IN AN ARTICLE called The Secret Price of Pets, The New York Times revealed that Kim Kardashian’s pet dog, Rocky, had been neutered.

Pretty standard. Right? Well, not really. That’s because after Kim had Rocky neutered, she followed up the procedure by getting her dog ‘Neuticled’. A Neuticle is a ‘prosthetic testicle’ for neutered pets, invented by Gregg A. Miller in 1995.

Louis Vuitton Front Row - Paris Fashion Week 2018 Source: Marechal Aurore/ABACA

Since 1995, more than 500,000 animals have been fitted with Miller’s ‘Neuticles’ so that pet owners can insure that their animals can “maintain their pets dignity and self-esteem.”

Miller believes that after a dog is neutered, they are “turned into a eunuch” when their owner doesn’t care enough to get them a pair of fake balls to “maintain its dignity and self-esteem”. Talk about fragile masculinity.

Apparently, Kim briefed Miller before the procedure, telling him “I don’t like big balls on dogs.”

Well, if we ever needed evidence that there’s such a thing as having too much money, there it is.

If spending thousands of dollars on fake balls for your dogs isn’t enough to satisfy your senseless passion for wastefulness, Neuticles also have an online store where they sell merchandise like $18 mouse-pads, t-shirts and earrings with fake testicles on them:

PastedImage-56602 Source: Neuticles

PastedImage-85059 Source: Neuticles

PastedImage-90123 Source: Neuticles

DailyEdge is on Instagram!

About the author:

Kelly Earley

Read next:


This is YOUR comments community. Stay civil, stay constructive, stay on topic. Please familiarise yourself with our comments policy here before taking part.
write a comment

    Leave a commentcancel