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19 little things that make Irish people murderous

We’re sorry in advance for raising your blood pressure.

1. Tourists wearing coats and scarves on fine Irish summer days. How dare you

2. Someone making a big show of hailing the bus when it’s already indicating to pull in

3. Domino’s forgetting to include the dipping sauce

4. Hearing a bluebottle buzzing somewhere in the room, but not knowing quite where it is

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5. The kids with their fecking bangers at Halloween

6. Some clown dancing over-zealously at the pub and knocking your drink

7. That Eurocycles Eurobaby ad

8. The free-for-all that is baggage claim

9. Someone leaving the Big Light on unnecessarily. Are you enjoying wasting electricity you tosspot

10. The seemingly endless ads on the RTÉ Player

11. Lidl/Aldi queues

12. Getting an An Post ‘Sorry we missed you’ note even though you were in the house the entire morning

13. Being told that the Ryanair plane isn’t leaving yet because they’re ‘waiting on the fuellers’. WHERE ARE THE BLOODY FUELLERS

14. Having to pay over €6 for a sandwich

15. And the general cost of going to the cinema

16. Spanish students sitting on the ground/standing in packs in the middle of the footpath/taking over the bus. Just Spanish students in general actually

17. Shelling out a ridiculous amount for a train ticket and the trolley doesn’t even have a good selection of snacks and drinks

18. Coming back from the shop only to realise you forgot the fecking teabags

19. Trying to explain Facebook to your mam and/or dad

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