THE WORLD’S LOVE for cheese is well-documented. But what of when your love for cheese becomes an obsession?
But here’s what all those casual cheese fans need to know: Cheese is not just a foodstuff. It’s a lifestyle.
Melted cheese is an almost erotic sight
Oh DAMN.
You could probably eat a whole block in one sitting
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You wouldn’t even have to think about it, really.
Having a burger with no cheese is a cardinal sin
What God has brought together (meat, cheese) no man must separate.
You have spent good money on posh cheese
Gruyere first, electricity bill later. Priorities!
You are genuinely bothered by the lack of cheese emoji
You can improvise:
But are you supposed to truly share your love with no emoji? Apple? Any answers?
Cheese on toast is your go-to meal
Breakfast, lunch, dinner.
Similarly, cheesecake is the best dessert
It has cheese, you say?
You are greatly upset by poor quality cheese
Calvita will do in a pinch, but please, do not insult us with ‘nacho’ cheese or any of that American cheese in a can.
The stinkier, the better
Oh yes. We will try the Stinking Bishop. All that you have. Quickly.
