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11 things you can do to become more of a ride, according to science

You’re welcome.

BEAUTY IS IN the eye of the beholder, but making it easier for them can’t hurt.

Try these simple things to make yourself more attractive, so says science…

1. Drink a glass of wine

But JUST the one. If you go any higher, you become less attractive than if you were sober.

Why? A small drop of wine causes your face to become rosier and more attractive as a result.


2. Play an instrument

Super serious science found an increase of attraction in men who were holding a guitar as opposed to those who weren’t. So, you don’t even have to learn how to play, just carry one around.

Sea Sky Guitarist Source: Elsie esq.

Anyway, here’s Wonderwall.

3. Get a beard

Well, get some heavy stubble. According to this study, women chose men with some facial hair as being way more attractive than those without. They also viewed them as being the healthiest and the best parents. Now, who’s going to do the study on ginger beards?

CSUN BBQ 401 Source: Parker Knight

4. Wear a lot of red

Wear red dresses, and douse yourself in red lipstick. Science has discovered that men are unknowingly drawn to red when it comes to women. They’re a bit like bulls, so.


5. Dye your hair brown

Yep, blondes have more fun but brunettes are more attractive to men, apparently. Hit the dye or be alone forever, true facts.

red-brown-hair-color-chart-dark-brown-hair-short-470x829 Source: Thegamez

6. Don’t smile

Well, if you’re a man. Men who are moody and brooding are more attractive to women. Er, can we get a revision on this one?

If you’re a woman, you’re more attractive if you smile. Hence all those men who go around asking you to. Charmers.

brathers, sad fish face Source: Flickr

7. Wear a T t-shirt

Women were found to be fooled into the illusion that the T was emphasising a V shaped torso, and can make you up to 12 percent more attractive. Bingo!

3ebdc41adcc23136bfb3f185c5c43e19 Source: Pinimg

8. Be popular

Yes, it’s true. Men will like women more if other men like them too. Thanks, captain obvious and his crew.

Facebook Friends Source: Guim

9. Commute

Stuffed into the DART every day? You’re attracting everyone around you, thanks to physics.

It’s amazing that the person standing next to you no matter how close you are is predominantly empty space or that everyone on the carriage is attracted to you albeit gravitationally. Similarly everyone is hot, albeit thermodynamically.

Cool story.


10. Dance like a creep

These are the dance moves that women find most attractive, apparently.

Source: newslitetv/YouTube

11. Be completely weird

According to a study carried out by the University of Queensland, students were shown dating profiles and were most attracted to those who didn’t list themselves as conformists, using some choice phrases. Excellent.


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