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Man poos on nightclub dance floor, blames 'vindaloo curry and pints'

Nightmaaaaaaare. For everyone involved.

AN ENGLISH MAN has had to make a public apology after he defecated on a nightclub dance floor. Look, it could happen to any of us (but you’d hope that it wouldn’t).

The man was in the interestingly-named Bubbles nightclub in Whitehaven, England when he was, er, caught short.

Local newspaper The Whitehaven News, who chose not to name the man in the “interests of propriety”, reported that clubbers were left “shocked and disgusted” after the man dropped his trousers and did his business right there on the floor.

The man later publicly apologised on his Facebook page, saying “a vindaloo curry and too many pints” were the reasons behind his dodgy behaviour.

The owner of the club has decided not to press charges, saying:

We are not pressing charges as a public apology has been given and compensation to the person who had to clean up the mess has been sorted.

Can you IMAGINE. Actually, we’d prefer not to.

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