Thursday 29 July, 2021
“It’s so soft; and then, suddenly, hard. Wow.”
Note to self: Don’t ask Sir David about the Queen.
‘It’s for the kind of people who go to an Elton John concert’.
Ranging from highly awkward to funny to heart-meltingly cute
The fan is going to need a lot of aloe vera for that sick burn.
Jamie is serving up those early-noughties LOOKS.
Prepare for to remember how embarrassing you were as a child.
Besiktas’ Fabricio Agosto Ramírez had a nightmare moment against Lyon in their Europa League quarter-final.
“Would you like to share that with the class?” NO. NEVER. LET ME DIE.
Joshua Kimmich tried to be a little too clever when taking his penalty for Bayern Munich.
“Everything is based on love”.
Earlier in the week, he serenaded Wladimir Klitschko with a Bette Midler classic.
Too much secondhand embarrassment.
Warning: there were train-themed songs.
The presenter invited the TV station into his luxury home.
It’s difficult not to cringe watching this.
The architect and TV host said Black was “a genuinely lovely person”.
The presenter actually said the name of another violinist. Nightmare.
It’s fine, just look at your hand Taoiseach.
The video is now going viral. SCARLEH.
Celebrities. They’re just like us.
Nightmaaaaaaare. For everyone involved.
We’re red-faced FOR her.
Brands Saying Bae is your new favourite Twitter account.
It involves a middle-aged man named Birdy going on a date. Or something.
“Yeh me mot brung the sprogs to de hurdy-gurdys.”
Fortunately for the game’s credibility, the referee took no action against the Granada player and Barca went on to lose the game
