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This man's attempt at thwarting his friends' New Year's kisses is hilariously petty

He’s an evil genius.

GET THE FEELING that everyone is in a couple except you? Follow this guy’s lead.

Redditor Firedaveman was going to a New Year’s party alone this year, and was obviously concerned about having no one to smooch at midnight.

So he came up with a cunning plan to ensure no one kissed anyone at midnight, by bringing some ‘Happy Couples New Year’s Eve Pre-Kiss Snacks’.

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Oreos, onion rings, onion dip, garlic hummus. Genius.

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