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14 nightmares for people who f**king HATE feet

Sorry in advance.

IT IS A hard, hard world out there if you’re trying to avoid nasty feet at all costs. Here are just some of the horrors that await you:

Ped Eggs.

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The very idea of getting a pedicure.

Or a foot massage.

Toenails and their upkeep, in general.

These shoes.

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This whole scenario.

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People walking around outside with no shoes on, without a care in the world.

People who think it’s OK to take their shoes off in public places.

Funny Feet ice cream.

Someone touching you with their bare feet.

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Someone putting their feet near your pillow.

Someone sitting beside you like this, all casual.

People who put up pictures of their feet on Instagram or Snapchat.

More popular than you’d think.

People who think it’s gas to put their feet on you AFTER you tell them you hate feet.

So many liars and cheaters in this world.

Taking off your socks at the end of the day and seeing your own feet.

The biggest betrayal of all.

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