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16 people taking the piss on a regular basis

The worst.

1. People who are perfectly capable of taking the stairs yet insist on taking the lift one floor


stairs Source: © elevator notes/facebook/Exclusivepix

2. People who make signs like the one above

Like, taking the lift one floor is The Worst. Not as bad as making a sign about it though. Come on.

tuna Source:

3. People who ‘nip’ in front of you in the queue in Tesco

You’re heading for the checkout. It’s very clear that you’re heading for the checkout. They accelerate in order to get there before you.

Tesco 90 minutes in a queue, HO HO HO! Source: flintman45

4. People who ask to go ahead of you in the queue in Tesco, instead of waiting to be asked

“I just have two things and I’m in a rush”.

I just have eleven things and God help me I will go and get more.

Cashier Number 15 Please Source: Lee Jordan

5. Toddlers

Crying because their jeans are touching their legs. Crying because their jeans aren’t touching their legs. Cop on.


6. People who don’t pick up their dog’s sh*t

You are the worst.

Please pick up after your dog Source: yooperann

7. People who put the dog sh*t in the little bag, and then leave the little bag on the street

You’ve made the effort to put it in the bag. AT LEAST SEE IT THROUGH TO THE END.

dogdfsd Source: @bttrUK

8. People who leave mugs in the sink

Don’t leave your mugs in the sink.

Drinks for moving Source: mollyali

9. People whose phones make an unnecessary amount of noise

In an ideal world all phone would be silent. Let’s all work towards that.


10. People who don’t park in between the lines.

Park inbetween the lines. That’s what the lines are for. You are not above the lines.

park Source: @jake_melin

11. People who stand up and huff around when the plane still has at least 14 minutes of taxiing to do

Sit down. I SAID SIT DOWN.

12. People who Dot @ on Twitter


13. Serial bailers

Bail on me once, shame on you. Bail on me twice, shame on you. Bail on me three times, tip yourself down the stairs.


14. People who use multiple hashtags on Instagram

#Stop #Doing #This #Thanks #A #Million.


15. People who “didn’t even read the article”

Get out.

16. People about to joke that they “didn’t even read this article”

1. Stop

2. Don’t

This picture of all of the car keys lost at Electric Picnic will give you palpitations

11 things that instantly annoy people from Dublin

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