1. People who are perfectly capable of taking the stairs yet insist on taking the lift one floor
ONE FLOOR.
2. People who make signs like the one above
Like, taking the lift one floor is The Worst. Not as bad as making a sign about it though. Come on.
3. People who ‘nip’ in front of you in the queue in Tesco
You’re heading for the checkout. It’s very clear that you’re heading for the checkout. They accelerate in order to get there before you.
4. People who ask to go ahead of you in the queue in Tesco, instead of waiting to be asked
“I just have two things and I’m in a rush”.
I just have eleven things and God help me I will go and get more.
5. Toddlers
Crying because their jeans are touching their legs. Crying because their jeans aren’t touching their legs. Cop on.
6. People who don’t pick up their dog’s sh*t
You are the worst.
7. People who put the dog sh*t in the little bag, and then leave the little bag on the street
You’ve made the effort to put it in the bag. AT LEAST SEE IT THROUGH TO THE END.
8. People who leave mugs in the sink
Don’t leave your mugs in the sink.
9. People whose phones make an unnecessary amount of noise
In an ideal world all phone would be silent. Let’s all work towards that.
10. People who don’t park in between the lines.
Park inbetween the lines. That’s what the lines are for. You are not above the lines.
11. People who stand up and huff around when the plane still has at least 14 minutes of taxiing to do
Sit down. I SAID SIT DOWN.
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12. People who Dot @ on Twitter
13. Serial bailers
Bail on me once, shame on you. Bail on me twice, shame on you. Bail on me three times, tip yourself down the stairs.
14. People who use multiple hashtags on Instagram
#Stop #Doing #This #Thanks #A #Million.
15. People who “didn’t even read the article”
Get out.
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16. People about to joke that they “didn’t even read this article”
1. Stop
2. Don’t
