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Here's the gun a criminal smuggled into jail in his bum

MARK GREGORY VALDEZ was booked into an Oklahoma jail over the weekend, and initially was only subjected to a quick pat-down search.

markvaladez Oklahoma County Sherriff's Office Oklahoma County Sherriff's Office

That’s why he managed to get into the prison with a loaded pistol in his rectum.  The loaded pistol below, to be exact.

2buttgun Oklahoma County Sheriff's Office Oklahoma County Sheriff's Office

About 16 hours into his prison stay, Valdez was subject to a cavity search whereupon the gun was discovered, and he was charged with possessing contraband in a penal institution.

Aside from the legal consequences, he also suffered some physical effects of carrying a gun in his bum for almost a day and was therefore transported to hospital.

H/T The Smoking Gun

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