PUKE SYMPATHISERS ARE not the ideal people to be around when you’re vomitting and need some help.
Spare a thought for Ben Patterson and his young son, Declan. They pair were taking a drive on Thursday while his wife was out with friends, when Declan threw up on himself, as babies do.
Ben couldn’t handle it, and began a play-by-play text message chain to his unsuspecting wife who wouldn’t pick up her phone.
Unable to handle the baby puke, Ben threw up in a woman’s garden and was eventually given a breathalyser.
The drama.
The post has blew up on Facebook, with almost 150,000 shares and 63,000 likes. Rub it in, why don’t you.
