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This guy's hilarious ordeal with his puking toddler is going viral on Facebook

The joys of being a parent.

PUKE SYMPATHISERS ARE not the ideal people to be around when you’re vomitting and need some help.

Spare a thought for Ben Patterson and his young son, Declan. They pair were taking a drive on Thursday while his wife was out with friends, when Declan threw up on himself, as babies do.

Ben couldn’t handle it, and began a play-by-play text message chain to his unsuspecting wife who wouldn’t pick up her phone.

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Unable to handle the baby puke, Ben threw up in a woman’s garden and was eventually given a breathalyser.

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The drama.

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The post has blew up on Facebook, with almost 150,000 shares and 63,000 likes. Rub it in, why don’t you.

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