REESE WITHERSPOON IS widely respected as an actress, but nobody knew she also possessed the unique power of teleportation.
She displayed these abilities at the Independent Spirit Awards last Saturday, where she appeared to flit about the venue with almost no effort.
One minute she’s up on stage, presenting an award. The next minute she’s in her seat, looking mildly surprised at the result she announced moments earlier. Then at the next minute – she’s back up on stage! Giving the winner his award! MAGIC.
Reese, we don’t know how you do it.
OK we do, and it’s called terrible editing, but we’ll ignore that.
