LOOK. THERE’S NO need to hide anymore. We’re all a bit shallow. But congratulate yourself on (maybe) not being as shallow as these people.
Yesterday, Reddit user jessicaglitter88 asked the site:
What has been the most shallow reason you broke up with someone?
The answers were enlightening.
1.
I didn’t like how he added hashtags to all his Instagram pics.
2.
She wouldn’t throw out this bra that had the wire sticking out if it.
(That is some masochistic sh*t right there.)
3.
Her house smelled like the dentist’s office.
4.
His thumbs bent backwards far too much… I couldn’t stand it when he’d stroke the back of my hand.
5.
Dude had long fingernails.
6.
My husband once dumped a girl because his dad reminded him that she poops.
7.
She ate her Snickers bare with a knife and fork.
8.
Her jaw clicked while we were making out. Once I heard it I couldn’t not hear it.
9.
He got cornrows in his hair. I hate cornrows.
10.
She smelled like soup.
