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10 people confess the most shallow reason they broke up with someone

We are all terrible people.

LOOK. THERE’S NO need to hide anymore. We’re all a bit shallow. But congratulate yourself on (maybe) not being as shallow as these people.

Yesterday, Reddit user jessicaglitter88 asked the site:

What has been the most shallow reason you broke up with someone?

The answers were enlightening.


hashinsta Source: Instagram

I didn’t like how he added hashtags to all his Instagram pics.


She wouldn’t throw out this bra that had the wire sticking out if it.

(That is some masochistic sh*t right there.)


dentists Source: Wikimedia

Her house smelled like the dentist’s office.


His thumbs bent backwards far too much… I couldn’t stand it when he’d stroke the back of my hand.


longfingernails Source: Wikimedia

Dude had long fingernails.


My husband once dumped a girl because his dad reminded him that she poops.


snickers Source: Wikimedia

She ate her Snickers bare with a knife and fork.


Her jaw clicked while we were making out. Once I heard it I couldn’t not hear it.


cornrows Source: Instagram/jodyhighroller

He got cornrows in his hair. I hate cornrows.


She smelled like soup.

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