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9 undeniable signs that you love pizza just a little bit too much

Food of the gods.

SINCE THE DAWN of time, has there ever been a foodstuff more delicious than pizza? Cheese, bread, sauce, and delicious delicious meat, all in one spectacular dish. Damn.

Firstly, let us state – it is in our opinion that loving pizza too much isn’t a bad thing. In fact, it’s a very admirable quality in a person. Well done you.

No one ever asks you what you want to eat, because they already know the answer

PIZZA.

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You think pizza is the perfect meal for every occasion, casual or formal

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You wish Apache’s Communion Packages were around in your day.

You’re wondering where you can get this bedding

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(You can’t – yet. It’s a conceptual design by artist Claire Manganiello. Sorry.)

You have gotten into arguments about what toppings are and are not welcome on a pizza

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You’ll fight to the death to defend your right to pineapple-free pizza.

You’re tempted by the pizza cake

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You’re the go-to person for pizza recommendations

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Because you’ve sampled every single place in town.

Leftover pizza is your favourite breakfast

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Brunch? Please. Heated up, or left cold – second-day pizza is simply divine.

Your dream is to order a wagon wheel all for yourself, some day

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You’re working up to it.

And this article has you salivating

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